OMG I FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING FROM 8TH GRADE
so in 8th grade crystal, megan, and i wrote these stories, so here they are! so we were a little mean but when were in middle school.
one day i was walkin 2 skool and all of the sudden my backpack starts 2 shake...so i opened it 2 find...(bum bum bum) CHLOE the evil cat) she hissed at me so i quick shoved her back in...i mean hey maybe no one would kno...! so i got 2 skool and i mean i couldn;t just leave her in my locker so i ran over 2 "the crutches lady" and stole her crutches nad got a backpack pass from the nurse so i could carry her (chloe) in my back pack all day. well i got through math na dac but when i got 2 science she started 2 "EOW" (lol meagn). mr holter was late 4 class so i let her take a breather (i opened my backpack) and tonya saw her...she screamed! "shhh u can't tell any1!" i said. then at that moment mr holter came ridin in on a camel. when chloe saw the camel she RAN! i dropped the crutches and me and tonya chased her down the hall until we ran into megan! "megan catch that cat" we screamed. so by this time all 3 of us were
running down the hall screamin!! we passed senora rados and she screamed "CHICAS" crystal just gave her the finger and kept on running. finally chloe stopped when she turned a corner who could have stopped this mad cat? none other then the 1 the only PGHHH (aka sara highlands)
one day i walked into the chinease buffet and there he was...in the clear blue of the day...brad horn! some1 was with him so i wonder 1 mydelf "who is that" then BAM it popped into my head ...it was all comin 2getther...the greasy spiked har...the sound of his voice saying "pass the eggroll" which sounded liek "ass haa heggroll" he turned 2 look at me and BOOSH it was him...he looked at me with his chinked up eyes and started cheezin! then all of a sudden (since he was smilin so big) he started 2 choke...brad yelled "help help my friend id choking HELP" so out from behind the chinease buffet cam none other than MRS. MARY CRUMLICH 2 the rescue!! she dropped him onto the floor and started frenchin him like there was no 2marro...some1 yelled RAPE~ and she stopped adn apologized! then she began 2 give him CPR...and if u haven't figured it out by now she was saving the life of truongs brother...all of teh sudden..BAM he sits up and grabs brad and they speed off 2getthe rin their chinked up maroon mini van
& the best last mine and megans
one day, jon (kelley, my next~door neighbor) got on the bus on monday morning and sat beside me. i asked him what he did that weekend and he said he spent the night w/ lucas. they went over to goat's house and saw a huge goat lying on the floor. they asked him what he was doing and he said "umm nothing" and quickly shut the door. then they heard noises (FUNKY NOISES) coming out of the room. then they heard a goat go "RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and then they ran back to lucas's. later, goat calls and says "my goat had babies!" and passed out cigars for them. they all took one (lucas took 2) and then they fell over. later, they found themselves in a dark room where they saw 2 red eyes and heard some strange noises. then they turned a light on and realized they were all wearing shirts with a monkey on that said "winky" then they saw goat spring up from behind the couch and say "HAPPY NATIONAL GOAT DAY!!!!" and then he passed out goat milk and goat's meat, and plates with goats and monkeys on. then later, when they went to bed, goat said "now we all have to count sheep!" and started making noises like a diseased lizard. then he went over to his dog and slapped it and said "it's just a happy slappy day!" horrified, lucas and jon left goat's house, and ran as fast as they could back to lucas's house, where they were safe and sound (so they thought). a couple of minutes later, goat rang the doorbell and said "LET ME IN!!!" so they locked all the windows and doors and screamed "WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU IN, YOU DERANGED GOAT!!!" then, goat broke through the door, and he was hairy! he had the head of a lion, the body of a goat, and the legs of a monkey. he looked like a freakin freak! (haha) and then...they all started singing a song about the color pink and happy lambs, and then... there was a knock at the door, and it was the mailman! he was wearing underwear, and said "hey guys can i join this party?" they let him and had fun haha and that was the end of this fantastic story, thank you and good night!
BY: MEGAN & TONYA